Nigga Happy Meal 

A Forty ounce of Malt Liquor, a Black & Mild, and a white girl as a toy. Three items that stereotype black men across America.

"I think I'ma go outside and cool out for a bit, but I'ma run up to the corner store to get me a nigga happy meal. I hope I get a toy this time! Anybody else want anything from the store?"

Nigga Happy Meal by ChuckDeuce86 November 9, 2012

Utah Happy Meal 

This is when a male points his member at an unsuspecting person and they close the drive-thru window on it.

I asked for a McRib and all I got was an Utah Happy Meal

Utah Happy Meal by Blue Star Fish April 3, 2023

McDonald's Happy Meal 

When you take a quarter pound cheeseburger, milkshake, fries, diced apples, and a toy, and shove it up an pussy and fuck it. After, you and your partner can enjoy a McDonald's Happy Meal

I served Jessica the McDonald's Happy Meal so hard she passed out.

McDonald's Happy Meal by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

three fries short of a happy meal

A slang expression for getting insane.
The "happy meal" means here "insanity", the person is on the edge of being or getting insane. The most popular use of the term, when it wasn't coined by them, was in a episode of the Sci-Fi series Stargate.

O'Neill: Lose it. It means, go crazy... nuts... insane... bonzo... no longer in possessions of one's faculties... three fries short of a Happy Meal... WACKO!!

three fries short of a happy meal by borisbaran January 21, 2007

two fries short of a happy meal 

A little slow on the uptake. One who is almost smart but yet, not quite.
Crazy or stupid.
One who takes a great nation and deep sixes it into oblivion.

The current president George W. is two fries short of a happy meal! Seriously!!

two fries short of a happy meal by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

adult happy meal 

aka AHM or Ah-humm. Oral sex leading to orgasm.

Sarah and I went to Old Country Buffet last night, and then we had an Adult happy Meal for dessert.

adult happy meal by Jeff Lihman July 31, 2006

Five dollar happy meal 

A blow job given by an Asian masseuse in a massage parlor.

Asian masseuse: you want special?
Client: yeah, baby, I want a five dollar happy meal.

Five dollar happy meal by CommanD'OH January 1, 2010