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Hampster Dink 

A very small penis, probably the size of a hampsters
Hampster Dink by larry April 28, 2003

Ass Hampster 

n.
1. One who flutters between being considered part of a group and being an outcast.
2. An unwelcomed guest that few people are extremely bothered by.
"Alex is really annoying, he's always following us around and acting like he's our friend.. what an ass hampster."
Ass Hampster by mattpietro May 16, 2006

hamsterdam

A place for hamsters where the food has itty bits of weed in it and their bedding is made from hemp.

There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.

There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.
Billy: "shit man bubbles escaped from hamsterdam again last night and started mating with the giant rats in my basement"

Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"
hamsterdam by Matt Huff August 26, 2009

hampster 

As if that hampster dont have dough...that white belt is so Gucci!
hampster by flamingbeads October 27, 2005

Lip Hampster 

ungroomed facial hair found above the upper lip
girl did you see his lip hampster
Lip Hampster by Jenny-Da-Queen November 27, 2003

hampster-ass 

is when a fat persons booty overlaps and it looks like they hav booty cheeks in the middle of there regular booty.
did you hav sexy with dat chick lastnight. Hell no she had a hampster-ass so i dipped out.
hampster-ass by Dustin P. August 4, 2007