Computer Dating 

Computer Dating

It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

See also:
Online Dating

Computer Dating:

Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD

Computer Dating by rzhhhh June 21, 2011

Dating

Normally a meeting for two people to get together and see what the other person is like. In Middle School and below, the term is used as an excuse to kiss people. Commonly mistaken with young puppy love

Daughter: Dad, Brian and I are dating.
Dad: Honey, you're five.

Dating by TheShadow3002 August 7, 2015

Daving Out 

1. To go unemployed for an extended period of time without looking for a job

2. To be excessively emo all of the time and refuse to go anywhere with friends

3. To talk to girls on the internet and receive gifts from your e-hoes

Can you believe how bad Donny is Daving out? He hasn't moved from his computer in weeks it seems.

Check you guys in like a month, gonna go Dave out

Daving Out by Jack of diamonds April 22, 2009

Dawins 

The greatest person in this world

Omgg Dawins is awesome !

Dawins by Dawins February 1, 2020

Double Daring It 

1. The act of going about business in a randomly idiotic way.

2. The art of turning a mundane procedure into a challenging obstacle.

3. Instead of going about a task in a practical, sane or reasonable manner, one does things in a goofy, silly and ridiculous way.

Instead of reaching for the remote control with your hands or getting up to get it, try double daring it by using your feet or any object long enough to bring the remote closer to you.

Rather than bringing your cup closer to the water faucet, proceed by double daring it by getting the water into your cup by using your hands.

Double Daring It by Waldo Spanks May 23, 2010

Expiration Dating 

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date

The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)

Expiration Dating by murdadrum January 4, 2014

loosely dating 

More than friends but not quite in a relationship so both are still considered single yet are some what together

No we are not really together were just loosely dating

loosely dating by Loonygoon December 9, 2015