continental european

A description attributed to old white people who hail from the European continent, often recognised by their inability to add salt (referred to in their vernacular as 'spice') and refusal to wash hands before eating, and after scratching their arse. Not to be confused with the Continental European breakfasts served at American hotel chains like the Hilton.

Jasmine: Congrats on your new place! What's your flatmate like?

Tina: She's Continental European...

Jasmine: OH..you better stock gallons on hand sanitiser in your flat.

by kuntress December 23, 2018

This video contains win

A meme on youtube where a user posted a video of robotnik saying pingas to the tune of kirby's gourmet music

this video contains win and moar

by mama weegee November 17, 2009

Contarted

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.

1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.

by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006

Fontained

Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.

Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained

A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter

by Mrfarty January 2, 2020

punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020

Continudity

1. The matching of naked bodies in a movie.

2. The use of the same or identical body doubles when filming multiple nude scenes in a movie.

Stephen: "Dude! Get in here the chick in the movie is getting naked again."

George:"Wait...those are different titties!"

Stephen:"You think they could have hired the same double."

George:"That is horrible continudity."

Stephen:"Damn you Vanessa Hutchins"

by Fletcher R March 11, 2009

continentinuity

when an entire continent is united with a common goal or purpose

there was continentinuity for Ghana in the world cup quarter final game against Uruguay

by du81iner July 7, 2010