Behind the drapes 

The act of a good looking male hiding in the closet with the actions of sexually touching yourself usaully in the anus.

OMG did you hear that cute kid is "Hiding Behind The Drapes."

Behind the drapes by KillerSkullX November 7, 2011

behind bars = behind bars 

In other words, if you hang out too long on da local pub-stools tossing down tall frothies, you will likely end up "cooling off" in jail after participating in one or more drunken brawls, staggering about in public, committing an OUI offense, etc.

Ethan Couch's infamous drunk-driving event didn't even happen as a result of his being in a tavern --- i.e., he boozed it up while partying at a friend's house --- but he still wound up in a similar "behind bars = behind bars" situation.

behind bars = behind bars by QuacksO November 22, 2019

Behind Closed Curtains 

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.

They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.

Behind Closed Curtains by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009

behind package 

A complete series of attractive posterior features.

Sarah has a behind package.

behind package by Sachchit murali October 22, 2013

Behind the times 

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.

Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.

Behind the times by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018

Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

Behind every door there is another bail of hay by jak8012 July 24, 2018

Behind The Couch

When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first

"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"

Behind The Couch by Aidsandcancer August 14, 2018