Allstate wrestler

A guy that won't take no for an answer when it comes to getting insurance.

That's Matt the Allstate wrestler, he doesn't like it when people don't buy insurance. His coworkers remember him pinning a guy to the ground as a young man for trying to steal insurance, and the guy almost got away.

Allstate wrestler by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021

thumb wrestler 

A "thumb wrestler" is a person who acts tough through text message. Using their thumbs to input words and threaten or intimidate other people.

I was on Instagram yesterday and I added a comment to someone's pic when all of a sudden this "Thumb Wrestler" got upset and tried to pick a fight with me.

thumb wrestler by MrSilkySensations August 21, 2014

Sumo wrestler 

A person who is weaponized thicc-ness

The sumo wrestler killed that guy with his thicc-ness

Sumo wrestler by AlexDeGreat42 December 12, 2017

WWE clout wrestler 

basic insta hoe that fucks people for clout

john: "bro that one blonde chick on insta just slid into my dms"
chad: "shit bro fr? she dumb thicc"
john: "yeah ik. should I hit her with a 'you up?" text?"
chad: "nah bruh. shes a WWE clout wrestler"

WWE clout wrestler by whatsgoodmofo July 25, 2018

Nigerian Wrestler 

When a dude who wears tidy whiteys dumps his pants and then shoves the turd filled undies over an unsuspecting female's face, causing said female to resemble a nigerian wrestler.

Guy #1: Did you hook up with that chick last night.
Guy #2: I tried but she was a prude. So I just gave her a nigerian wrestler and left. She wasn't pleased to say the least.

Nigerian Wrestler by Wilson L February 25, 2009

N'eye the Homo Gayless Wrestler 

A man who wrestles. He mostly pretends to be gay (even though he's not). He has small junk.

"Omg.... He's such a N'eye the Homo Gayless Wrestler"
"Seriously... he was totally getting into that wrestling match."

N'eye the Homo Gayless Wrestler by musiccaddictt April 28, 2009

testicle wrestler 

one who fondles male gentialia in a rough manner as to be wrestling them

That slut was a major testicle wrestler, believe me i know <nudge nudge>

testicle wrestler by duappy November 9, 2004