painful tortoise
when a male or female eats nails, then poops out a spiky turd causing massive pain in the sphinctor area.
painful tortoise by darksentinal4 April 10, 2010
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Flapping tortoise
As the male is about to unload his Sanjay semen pull out and he put his beef whistle near the women nose and release the Jesus juice into her nose so the baby batter comes out the mouth of the women thus creating the flapping tortoise
Flapping tortoise by The sex guru September 6, 2013
Curious Tortoise
A (usually unexpected and unwanted) poop that starts to stick out it's head to check out what's happening, usually as it's owner is running to the bathroom in an attempt to deposit it before it fully merges.
I tried to casually let one go and thought I'd got away with it, but then I felt something poking at the back of my pants. It was like a curious tortoise straining it's head to see the world around it.
I made it to the bathroom just in time and it had a water birth. Now I have to wash my jocks.
I made it to the bathroom just in time and it had a water birth. Now I have to wash my jocks.
Curious Tortoise by DustyRoads September 27, 2013
Nortis tortoise
Friend - Hey, Hughs in town. Do you want to go to his house and hit some bongs
Me - Hugh Newlands? The guy who packed a bag of my nicest clothes and went on the run?
Friend - Uh yeah, that Hugh. but he did say he was sorry and he has some A grade weed. So do you wanna go?
Me - Nortis tortoise
Me - Hugh Newlands? The guy who packed a bag of my nicest clothes and went on the run?
Friend - Uh yeah, that Hugh. but he did say he was sorry and he has some A grade weed. So do you wanna go?
Me - Nortis tortoise
Nortis tortoise by Lanboi June 13, 2018