shittings 

A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.

Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.

(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?

Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.

Student 1: Damn..

(In a classroom)

Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!

Teacher: But u just went!

Student: But miss, i have the shittings..

Class erupts in laughter.

Teacher: Fine, go ahead..

shittings by ZCMC April 6, 2009

You're shitting me 

another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you're shitting me"

Me: I personally know George Clooney.
You: You're shitting me rightt?

You're shitting me by MissBynn March 7, 2009

shitting donuts 

(o)<==== acronym for having anal sex.

Had her shitting donuts last night.

shitting donuts by v dux September 24, 2007

House-Sitting 

The act of watching a person's house, whether a neighbor, friend, relative, etc. Activities include eating all their food, watching their TV, and playing with their pets. Can be very fun or just a huge drag.

Person 1: Dude, house-sitting is so lame. Let's throw a kick ass party!
Person 2: Fuck yeah!!

House-Sitting by snarky56 June 22, 2009

Sitting on a wet log 

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.

You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.

Sitting on a wet log by Wetlogger August 26, 2013

Shitting up a storm 

When you poop more so than a normal amount on a given sitting or pooping so much throughout the day.

Me: I shouldn't eaten those two burritos last night. I'm just shitting up a storm-I already pooped an ungodly amount twice this morning. I feel bad for my toilet.

Shitting up a storm by mitch_southpaw March 19, 2018

Reverse Shitting 

That moment when you're having terrible constipation and you try to push shit out, and it almost gets out... But you stop pushing for a few seconds and the shit is sucked back in to your anus. It sounds like a fart sample, but reversed.

The fine fellow Shrek was reverse shitting the other night. I heard it getting sucked back in really loud.

Reverse Shitting by Zromelussy dealership January 7, 2023