green puddle skipper 

a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.

"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"

green puddle skipper by LightBoy December 9, 2005

school skipper 

someone who very often and continuously skips school.

"Dew is never in class. He's such a school skipper!"

school skipper by Dew Divirgilio December 12, 2008

Rock Skipper 

When at a water park a very large woman comes out of the slide and skids across the water due to momentum.

Guy 1: damn, did you see that fat bitch skip.
Guy 2: word, it's called a rock skipper

Rock Skipper by CO420 July 20, 2010

Dick Skipper 

Originally coined by comedian Doug Benson, "dick skipping" is generally referring to masseuses that don't give happy endings. "Dick skippers" can also be used to describe lazy or slapdash people or things.

"That masseuse was a real dick skipper" -Doug Benson

"The blacks are a bunch of dick skipping hoes, I'm not racist I'm just speaking the truth" -Bill O'Reilly

Dick Skipper by SEXMUFFIN-987654321987654321 May 24, 2015

Dr. skipper

If you find that your pathetic collection of nickles and dimes is hardly enough for a much needed can/bottle/2 litter of Dr. Pepper, never fear! The inovative minds of Safeway Select have created for us Dr. Skipper. A name so delightfully familiar that we know what it's supposed to be a rip off of, yet still safe from the snapping jaws of soda company attourneys. You may find the price to be narly.

Warning: Driking Dr. Skipper warm may not result in a pleasuable expiriance.

"Hey guys, I searched the couch cushions today, how's about I spring for a two litter of Dr. Skipper!"

"Sure, sounds grand!"

"Thanks man, you're narly to the max"

Dr. skipper by fondoo August 2, 2005

puddle skipper 

A beat up car. A beater. Also known as a POS. Generally, puddle skippers are large-body American sedans from the late 70's through the early 90's, although notable exceptions would be most Volkswagen Rabbits, Quantums, or Golfs, and anything made in a former East Bloc country. Puddle skippers usually emit some kind of smoke, are missing one or all of their hub cabs, and have a stereo worth more than the Blue Book value of the car itself.

"Hey, did you see that new car Jim Bob bought?"
"What is it?"
"A 1984 Caprice Classic, metallic blue!"
"Wow. What a total puddle skipper!"

puddle skipper by LightBoy December 9, 2005

Dr. skipper

To swindle, to perform an act of fraud

Man, we totally got Dr. Skippered on that eighth! It's all seeds and stems!

Dr. skipper by LC Skipper June 3, 2007