sideways talking

Sideways Talking: is when a person talks about someone to someone else in the presence of the person. The Sideways Talking is a indirect (passive aggressive) form of communication. The Sideways Talker's oblective is to have thier target to hear and react. Once the target reacts the Sideways Talker plays the victim and acts as though the target has issues

Sideways Talking to another person: I can't stand people who wear orange! It makes them look ugly. You are 10 feet away and are wearing orange

sideways talking by KnowledgeIsPower1 June 30, 2017

Sideways Monster Mash 

Used by Phillip J. Fry from the TV show "Futurama" to describe sex.

Leela let's ditch these aliens so they can do the Sideways Monster Mash.

Sideways Monster Mash by Zoidberg101 March 16, 2011

sideways laptoping 

The art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. It is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. Doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by assuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. Warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.

As I lay in my bed sideways laptoping, I watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.

sideways laptoping by thepogonnalist November 7, 2011

Sideways Hitler 

When in a three way, the female is placed up against a wall with one man both fingering her and holding up her leg in a Nazi salute position while she paints a Hitler moustache on her face with the other man's penis. For this to work the woman must first dip the mans penis in some sort of ink or other fluid.

Me and my friend were bored so we gave his girlfriend the best sideways hitler she had ever had.

Sideways Hitler by Milky The Man Cannon July 31, 2011

Sideways Seagulls 

Fancy term for {curly brackets}

Teacher: Mm, yes, just be sure to use your sideways seagulls when using set-builder notation.

Sideways Seagulls by tills November 25, 2013

Sideways gut crunch 

the Sideways Gut Crunch Manouver is a when you are fucking a hot girl and transition from a classic dogy-style position into a position where the girl is crunched up int a ball on her side with one of her legs stretched over your shoulder and her other leg firmly pressed toward her chest.

Porn stars are often found in the sideways gut crunch manouver

Sideways gut crunch by Luis from T.O. August 5, 2006

sideways screwdriver 

When you stick your penis in their ass and and they turn vertically so that your dick is being twisted and then pull out as a screwdriver would then insert the penis into their mouth to screw back in the screw.

Wow Mary really got that sideways screwdriver when he put it in her mouth twice eh?

sideways screwdriver by Uncle.playboi November 9, 2017