i'm screaming 

A typical Tumblr/meme-based reply by somebody exaggerating their apparent amusement towards the post in question. Most often used by the same morons that happily and unashamedly use the term 'bae' in normal conversation.

'Family Guy quote that's been posted ad nauseam'

"I'm screaming!"

i'm screaming by mikejb7777 September 3, 2015

screaming richard 

The act of shitting in a tube sock, microwaving it for 25-30 for a luke warm effect, then proceeding to strike someone in the face with said sock

Father: Son, i'm very disappointed in you. for your punishment, i'm gonna give you a screaming richard!

Son: No papa!! you ate mexican last night!!!

screaming richard by nicksammyles February 7, 2009

Scamming

Someone promising you that they will give something to you after you give something to them. They don't do it after you give them something.

The girl wanted to continue scamming her enemy.

Scamming by DancingSushi November 4, 2019

screemin scrammin 

1.A word to substitute any form of verb taking place at the moment.

2.do work.

1.
man1:"how that pizza bro?"
man2:"shut the fuck im screemin scrammin"

2.
"hey steph what are you doing today?"
"totally screemin scrammin right now"

screemin scrammin by DashingMeeK February 1, 2008

screaming anus 

an anus that has diherria so bad it hurts and screams when you shit

Did you just hear that screaming anus!?

screaming anus by Freddyrk January 24, 2009

cramming softies 

apparently its when a flacid penis gets shoved in a woman's vagina repeatedly

man i had whiskey dick so i was just cramming softies.

cramming softies by belt cottage December 14, 2009

Screaming Duct tape 

When you patch a piece of Duct tape to a person, rip it off, and (while in pain with their mouth open) , cum in their mouth

Why are u putting a piece of duct tape on me?
RIP!
Owww!!!!!!
Squirt.
What was that?
I did a Screaming Duct tape on you.

Screaming Duct tape by Lee2bron April 17, 2011