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Cristiano Ronaldo 

Born Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro, the Portuguese international and ex Man United is unarguably the greatest footballer to ever step on the pitch. His humble beginnings, impressive career , fascinating ability and technique, and jaw dropping statistics setting a new milestone in the history of the game.

Excelling in every aspect of the game, left- right foot fines shooting, ankle breaking dribbling, high jumping, and unmatched speed behind the ball, the Real Madrid number 7 offers the complete striker package, constantly evolving and striving towards perfection.

Despite his gorgeous game, highly regarded achievements and inspiring character to millions of young fans, CR7 is constantly under attack by ignorants and critics who undermine his superiority to Barcelona superstar, Lionel Messi. He is also labeled a "cry baby" and a "diver" when in fact he is highly respectful of his opponents and the game and stands tall and strong ( literally)under great pressure, where he is comfortable and scores recording setting goals in all competitions.

The facts speak for themselves ( look em up!), and despite the great friction between him and the Argentinian # 10, Ronaldo has come on top in the past few years, and beaten Messi and Barcelona in numerous encounters ( scoring the longest streak of goals for any Madrid player). Sadly, he is held back from winning the Ballon d'Or as a result from UEFA favoritism of Messi.
"Whose the player that scored that decisive goal against Manchester United in the Champions League Round of 16, and held back from celebrating, apologetically raising his hands to the crowd?"

"Thats former Red Devil Cristiano Ronaldo."

"Whose the freak that scored two goals against Barcelona for the Copa Del Rey lastnight!?!?"

"Cristiano Ronaldo!! None other!"

Ronaldo Throw 

This is where you steal any object from someone's hands (normally a microphone) and throw it in the river.
"I'm the best at the Ronaldo throw"
Ronaldo Throw by Rdea June 25, 2016

Cristiano Ronaldo 

Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class player. He has unbelievable talent when he's behind the ball.

Many England fans dislike him as they believe he 'lost them the world cup'. I think it is pathetic that they still hold this grudge as Wayne Rooney was over it ages ago.

Others dislike him because they think he 'dives', he HAS dived before in his life, as nearly every player has, but football is not about who dives or who doesn't.

You think he 'dives all the time'? You certainly haven't watched him play recently then have you? He runs with such a fast pace that even the slightest contact could cause him to fall. And don't you think the referee would have him sent off if he 'dived' whenever he had the ball?
Tom: Cristiano Ronaldo is definately one of the world's best players.

James: Ronaldo? He fucking dives all the time.

Tom: Your mother dives, for cock.
Cristiano Ronaldo by faizah December 1, 2007
Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Portugal. He was named the sexiest player of Euro 2004 and World Cup 2006 by Gay Krant, a Dutch gay magazine. His name Ronaldo is from Ronald Reagan who was his late father's favorite actor.
Guy: That Ronaldo is an ugly cheater.

Gay guy: Shut up you moron!!!
ronaldo by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006

Cristiano Ronaldo 

A world class football player of Portuguese nationality. Lead his team to victory in 2016 Euro cup. A skilled dribbler with accurate shooting , he has an unending appetite for goals. The most hardworking football player the planet has ever produced. He owns everything to his hardwork.
When you have Cristiano Ronaldo on your side , you are already ahead by 1-0.

cristiano ronaldo 

a portugese football palyer (soccer) who plays for manchester united wanted to move to a team in spain but coudlnt because of his contract with united. has a girl freind merche romeo. 21 yrs old. was in the euro cup hosted by portugal got 2and place lost to greece. also attended teh fifa world cup germnay 2006 were the team only got 4th place. he scored 2 goals in teh world cup one in the iran vs. poerugal on a penatly kick./ other in a england vs. portugal were the game went into penatly kicks and he scored teh winning goal.
cristiano ronaldo is a very talented player.
cristiano ronaldo by anywit July 23, 2006