put a bird on it 

Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.

From the IFC show Portlandia.

Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!

put a bird on it by Valley of the LOLs October 15, 2011

Put it on Knucks

"Put it on Knucks" is a type of fist bump done by two friends. When this fist bump occurs, or is brought up to be done it lets the two friends know they're telling the truth, being serious, and that they're confiding in one another.

You: Dude, I just hooked up with Ms. White

Me: You're such a liar.. yea right.

You: I'm being honest but you can't tell anyone I told you.

Me: Put it on Knucks

You: Fine.

*Fist bumps each other*

Me: Omg, you're so lucky.. did you get pics?

Put it on Knucks by KyKIR April 23, 2011

put up your dukes 

Basically means fight me or put up your hands so we can square up.

Person 1: You don't want to fight me.
Person 2: Put up your dukes and we'll see who doesn't want to fight who.

put up your dukes by PitFighter585 July 23, 2017

put that away 

A phrase used in response to anyone who is getting too excited about something.

"Mmmmm that's a sweet lookin chixx0r...." "Put that away!"

put that away by foxhead local July 28, 2004

put that bread up 

The phrase implies spending and/or committing to spend some sort of money in the given situation.

At the poker game last night, that donkey put that bread up and Usman moped him clean.

put that bread up by Usman Aslam June 18, 2008

put all one's sperm in one basket 

(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.

I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.

(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)

put all one's sperm in one basket by mathjedi March 28, 2009

Put your hands in God's Radiator 

Putting your hands in your balls for warmth.

Bob: "Its cold!"
Jack: "Just put your hands in god's radiator and you'll be fine"
Bob: "Thanks Buddy!"

Put your hands in God's Radiator by bigboigetbigmoney November 19, 2010