Parched Lasagna

When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.

Rachel: damn my pussy is looking like a parched lasagna
Isaiah: thats hot
Popeyes: what the fuck

Parched Lasagna by You sad human March 20, 2019

Perche 

Perche is a polish word using to describe a guy who is so predictable, dumb and naive. Perche guy is able to buy (for example) game - command and conquer 3 for 2x higher price than normaly it costs.
"Perche" word is similar word to "loser" or sometimes "moron".

you are naive like a perche.
you are dumb just like perche.

Perche by fps_exile February 28, 2008

parched

its not really a word

a fake word is parched

parched by anonomis May 8, 2005

Perchè raga, ma Perchè... 

When someone in Italy has to complain about something his pals did bad on him. He uses this esclamation

"Dai raga... Perchè raga, ma Perchè... "

Perchè raga, ma Perchè... by Cazzius Clay May 23, 2015

perchey 

undesirable vaginal odor.

Honey, did you just put a new inner tube in your bike tire or are you a little perchey?

perchey by Gorgone August 11, 2003

Percher

Someone who lightly puts their hat high atop their head, most often in a crooked fashion.

This gives the resemblance of a bird which has just perched atop their head by mistake and has gone unnoticed to them.

Look at that group of perchers, dont they know thats not how to where a hat, or our their heads really just too big to fit?

Percher by TheDragonfly January 22, 2011

Petched 

To have something put over you in a very entertaining way.

"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"

Petched by TaliWhite_Fan August 7, 2014