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Great Spaz Pact 

The Great Spaz Pact of 2004:

Hereby reads: Whichever party makes the opposing party "spaz" is deemed the victor and receives one pie of his/her choice.

Clause 1: The spaz has to happen in the presence of the opposing party.
Clause 2: The spaz must be a direct action from the opposing party.
Clause 3: No third party help can be accepted.
Clause 4: Cheesecake is considered a pie.
Clause 5: If one party falls terribly behind and loses one (1) or more contests the opposing party must show mercy in the form of hints.
Clause 6: This contract stays into effect until both parties deem otherwise.
Clause 7: This contract goes into effect on July 19th 2004.
Jennifer will win the Spaz Pact and claim her victory of a cheesecake, mwahahaha
Great Spaz Pact by Jennifer July 21, 2004
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Blood Pact

1. A group of the coolest Alkaline Trio fan ever.
1. The Blood Pact is awesome!
Blood Pact by Xtheonex86 July 16, 2008
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Fudge Pact 

An agreement between two gays to end eachother's lives when the AIDS gets too painful and death would provide sweet relief.
The doctor told me there was nothing more he could do, and it was just a matter of time now. He left me alone in the room. I picked up a pillow and held it over his face. We had an agreement, a fudge pact.
Fudge Pact by HighlandSprung March 1, 2010

Unanimous Party Pact 

Also know as UPP, A unanimous agreement within everybody at one party to convince one or two drunken idiots to do something incredibly stupid. Usually consisting of a fight or an unforgettable party prank.
1: Orin: "Hey Eric, that Chad that's dancing by himself over there just told me he donkey punched your mom last night!"
Eric (already wasted): "That son of a bitch! I'm gonna go rip his heart out and stick it in the microwave!"
Hours later:
Officer Malone: "What do you think happened here?"
Officer Holsclaw: "Well Malone, this looks like a clear cut case of a Unanimous Party Pact, because everyone seems to find it funny, and nobody's spilling any details."
Officer Malone: "Well, lets get this body out of here"

2: Eric (to Sonny): "Hey man, Derick just told me that he donkey punched your sister earlier today"
Orin (to Derick): "Dude Derick, Sonny just told me he donkey punched your sister 20 minutes ago!"
Thus commences an epic fight of drunken proportions.

3: Eric and Orin (to Andy): "Hey dude, I bet you can't donkey punch that booze wench by the end of the night"
Andy: "Is that Molly? I'll take that bet!"
Unanimous Party Pact by O.G.² February 24, 2009

Rewriting the Warsaw Pact 

I opened the door and my roommate and his girl were rewriting the warsaw pact.

Fuck pact 

A pact that is made by people who are virgins to get together and fuck at the same time for emotional support. Because they all want to have sex by are still afraid to.

A pact most often made by teen women.
They have a fuck pact.
Fuck pact by Judge dredd7 May 20, 2012

teenage pregnancy pact 

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, whether they are friends or not, dare each other- and actually carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.
The most recent famous case of a teenage pregnancy pact was at Worcester High School in Worcester, Massachusetts