lockdown pounds 

Unwanted weight gained during a shelter in place order, resulting from overeating and lack of exercise

I put on 8 lockdown pounds in March.

lockdown pounds by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020

lockdown beard

A phenomenon that occurred over the majority of 2020 where people have grown beards during their time in lockdown during the COVID-19 pandemic (either because they wanted to try a new look, couldn't be bothered to shave or a combination of the two).

"I haven't done much during the last few months, just grew a lockdown beard and that's about it.

lockdown beard by WatcherMark November 4, 2020

Lockdown #3 

When British Prime Minister Boris announces another bloody lockdown

“Why the fuck has Boris done a lockdown #3??!?!” - Literally everyone in England now

Lockdown #3 by MoonPhoenix January 5, 2021

Lockdown Cabin Fever 

Only one stop short of complete solitary confinement, it's the state of mind induced by the deprivation of adequate social interaction due to lockdown restrictions over a prolonged period.

Feeling hopless and lost, maybe i've got lockdown cabin fever...?

Lockdown Cabin Fever by mrliondct January 27, 2021

lockdown fever 

Suffering mental and/or physical issues due to being under lockdown.

Man, she's really got lockdown fever this week. She's called me six times in two hours.

lockdown fever by TimTaiwan March 23, 2021

Lockdown Dog 

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.

“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”

Lockdown Dog by SimePieman September 5, 2022

lockdown besties 

the worlds best group chat. they will make you laugh, cry, smile and much more. they also have the ability to cancel anyone under the sun. make fun of one member and you can be kicked out in one minute, or if someone outside of lockdown besties makes fun of a member, you should sleep with one eye open as ldb hold the most power in the world. don’t mess with lockdown besties.

person one: hey did you hear about that group chat?

person two: which one? lockdown besties?

lockdown besties by bockdownlesties March 19, 2023