Kurtis-finish 

To quickly skim over or quickly get through a book by focusing on only getting the main idea of the book without necessarily going through the entire text.

I was running out of time to finish our book for the upcoming book club meeting so I had to kurtis-finish it.

Kurtis-finish by The Distroller February 29, 2024

Kurtis Blow

A term used to describe a gun. Specifically an AK 47 ;)

"If he run up on me, I'm gonna let him know. Gon get my Kurtis Blow"

- AyKay, "Kurtis Blow"

Kurtis Blow by Jamal Jamal April 25, 2026

dirty kurtis 

When you smack someone’s ass until they shit themselves and proceed to eat them out

Dam that chick is getting some dirty kurtis tonight

dirty kurtis by Dawgo May 13, 2020

katy kurtis 

a very cute canadian girl.

xxx

katy kurtis by bigman April 7, 2003

Uptown Kurtis 

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.

Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!

Uptown Kurtis by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013

dirty kurtis 

When u smack a cow’s booty with manure and eat it out

Dam bruh he’s tryna pull a dirty kurtis

dirty kurtis by Dawgo May 13, 2020

Emmett Kurtis 

He is a slightly tall dork who is a complete blonde even though he has dark brown hair, he gives his pets weird names like Mush and Krumpy and he always tries to make you do ridiculous things in the middle of the night like walk to his house. 🤦🤦

Oh Emmett Kurtis… he’s such a cute Dork

Emmett Kurtis by 23rd Person October 23, 2023