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husband-nagger 

Tank-tops worn by women who are beaten by men wearing "wife-beaters."
In episode 123a of "COPS," Darlene complained that her husband Cooter was "ornery." She sported a typical "husband-nagger." Specifically, Darlene's was white, ribbed, and stained with popcorn chicken and PBR residue.
husband-nagger by Joe Lafayette November 13, 2005

husband in-law 

your ex-wife's new husband and assumed step-father of your kids who you need to clear visitation with, because the ex-wife is too difficult to deal with.
My husband in-law is easier to deal with then that ex-wife bitch of mine.
husband in-law by homer jones January 14, 2009

husband-to-be

A man so special that you can't imagine not spending the rest of your life with him.

The kind of guy that picks you up when you're down, puts a smile on your face on the darkest of days and loves you no matter what.
He makes you breakfast in bed, spoils you rotten and will do anything he can to make you happy!
He treats you like a princess and wants to make you his Queen.
He's perfect :)
yeh....he's my husband-to-be

Husband Hole

Colloquial term for the 2015 female who is not trying to have her a$$hole plummeted by a boy she is casually dating

Another term for Anal Sex
"He asked to stick it in my Husband Hole after one date"
Husband Hole by Juicystar07 August 26, 2015

Husband's Duty 

A status where you MOST forget bout your social life or any fun activity to remember you are married, and that includes doing the shittiest duties a man can ever be asked to do...
-Jenny's gotta period and she needs some tampons...i'm now on husband's duty