Lady Hatting
Lady Hatting by booggerboy January 30, 2009
Get the Lady Hatting mug.
happy hour hottie
travis: "damn, you hooked up with a happy hour hottie last night!"
bill: "yeah i know, i had too much to drink last night during happy hour."
bill: "yeah i know, i had too much to drink last night during happy hour."
happy hour hottie by the travinator September 26, 2005
Hastience
hey-shuhnce
noun
1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.
Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."
noun
1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.
Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."
Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.
Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.
Related forms:
Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness
Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.
Related forms:
Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness
Hastience by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011
Hartie
EXAMPLE 1
Brandon: Yo I just chiefed 2 blunts im hartie af.
EXAMPLE 2
Joey: Whats good me hartie
Tyler: ME HAAARRRTTTIIIEE
Brandon: Yo I just chiefed 2 blunts im hartie af.
EXAMPLE 2
Joey: Whats good me hartie
Tyler: ME HAAARRRTTTIIIEE
douche hatted fuck monkey
A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
douche hatted fuck monkey by Kidl154 September 10, 2014