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Sean, I know this is you doing that stupid tiktok trend where you remove the first and last letter of your name. You're not funny and no one likes you. Also, your dog is starving because you haven't fed him in weeks.

Ea, your dog lost 30 pounds.

Ea by thepinkpanther94 June 17, 2020

EA 

Company with iOS games that will fuck you in the ass

Hey, do you want to get Fifa 16 Ultamite Team

GO. FUCKING. DIE

EA by UWEHRF843YH8R934545554 December 14, 2015

EA 

The sex act of promising your partner a high quality experience, and then fucking them in the ass instead

"My boyfriend say he was going to rock my world last night, but EA'd me instead!"

EA by Jacod1 December 8, 2018

EA 

Short for Elusive Asian

Often, non asian men will want to date a hot asian girl but finding a suitable partner can be problematic.

Also used when commenting on attractive asian girls.

"EA Sports...It's in the GAME"

EA by Durt McGurk November 6, 2011

EA 

EA: Eat ass

Your a cunt so EA

EA by Tahh12 November 6, 2017

EA 

An automated machine that buys game developers and uses them for a year or two until they kill them and repeat the cycle.

Gamer 1: "Did you hear that EA bought Respawn?"
Gamer 2: "Yeah! It's a shame they're gonna get EA'd"

A year later

Gamer 1: "Aww EA is killing Respawn"
Gamer 2: "Called it"

EA by Guy Across the Road November 21, 2017

EA 

The defenition has been blocked pay 45,999$ to unlock the defenition

error 405 found but blocked

EA has blocked you session you have been reading for over 10 seconds pay 40$ to continute

you are being removed from the site in 20 seconds if you dont pay 40,000$
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EA has blocked dialogue pay 4,077$ to enable

EA by Jimmy neutron_64290 January 17, 2020