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Cubicle Troll 

Often found in large companies with pervasive cubicle environments. The existence of very heavy-set, adult-aged yet Peter Pan-obsessed males that appear from cubicles looking as if they have recently emerged from a dark cave, having hibernated for the winter or just participated in the latest Halo or Guitar Hero tournament. They often take off work in order to spend nights outside of Best Buy to purchase the latest version of Xbox. These un-shaved, wild-haired creatures tend to gather in large groups around the latest technical advancements in manufacturing or engineering.
Hey did you see Joe the Cubicle Troll today? No, man - I haven't seen that guy since Star Wars: The Clone Wars came out. Oh wait, I think I see him now dragging his knuckles along the floor and grunting down the hallway with the newest edition of Gaming Weekly magazine.
Cubicle Troll by UMAYB1 October 16, 2008
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cubic zirconia 

Girlfriend: You know - diamonds are a girls best friend.
Boyfriend: yeah? Not a guys. That diamond burned a hole in my wallet. I think I'll stick with dogs and cubic zirconia.
cubic zirconia by Jbomb11 March 21, 2009

clubbing 

A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.
Wanna go clubbing tonight?
clubbing by Alianne August 30, 2003
A Cubidor is the corridor created by an entire indoor village of cubicles. Usually in a shitty office environment that was designed by some choade who never had to work in a cubicle.
Some fat redneck bitch left a box of shit in the cubidor and I tripped over it. I hate her.
cubidor by wasabe February 11, 2005

cubicle demotion 

A move from a preferred cublicle to a not so preferred cubicle.
Bob realized his new move was a cubicle demotion when he was moved from the window view to a wall view.
cubicle demotion by bplumeau May 13, 2009

cubicoitus 

The act of sexual intercourse between two people who work in adjoining cubicles.
Joe: Boy oh boy, that Mary sure is HOT!! We finally got a chance to do 'the thing' yesterday. Sure glad we didn't get caught!

Mike: Ohhh, so you finally got around to cubicoitus, eh? Good job!!
cubicoitus by officesally August 23, 2010