Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.

Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.

Collateral Gifting by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017

Colgate wank 

Just a standard wank but with the minty, stingy sensation of added toothpaste to your cock

Danny hated normal wanks, he wanted a Colgate wank instead.

Colgate wank by Gingerninja May 29, 2018

collateral splatter 

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter

I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...

collateral splatter by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021

Colgate 

Bisexual

"Jessica just told me that she's colgate"

Colgate by ratofwar January 21, 2022

Collateral damage 

Needless explosions causing loss of woman/children and or irreplaceable artifacts

"Generic military rank is celebrating the capture of whatever city in small warring country by coalition forces done with minimal collateral damage"

Collateral damage by Pheidippides December 26, 2003

collateral invite 

When you extend an invite to a group of people in a room and there are people there you don't want to invite, but have to because it's the polite thing to do.

A: what the hell is he/she doing here?

B: collateral invite.

A: oh. i'm sorry.

collateral invite by urbanwordsmith September 11, 2010

collateralatarian 

Someone who eats only organ meats such as liver, kidneys, chitterlings and tripe. Such meats are produced as collateral products in the production of beef, lamb, pork etc and so there is no guilt associated with eating them.

Screwallvagans

My girlfriend keeps pestering me to become a vegan. I told her I was acollateralatarian and ordered liver and onions.

collateralatarian by CAMRA man July 12, 2019