Pennsylvania Briefcase 

Taking one testical in between your pinkie and ring finger, your penis in between your ring and midle finger, and your other testical in between your index and middle finger. Then rubbing on another persons face while they are sleeping.

'Last night I Pennsylvania Briefcased my roommate, he hasn't found out yet.'

Pennsylvania Briefcase by pwetzel January 23, 2010

Where's your briefcase? 

To ask someone how old they are or point out their immaturity.

Dude 1: watch me smash this fly with my face.
Dude 2: Your in high school man grow up.
Dude 1: NEVA!
Dude 2: Where's your briefcase?

Where's your briefcase? by Gnar Cakes October 23, 2008

Briefcase 

Leave the briefcase carl!

Get out of the car Carl! Doesnt matter about the briefcase, leave the briefcase!

Briefcase by Morfee November 26, 2004

third world breifcase 

one of those cool silver boom boxes from the 80's .....you know the big grey ones that they slung over their shoulder

we our rich and white and make fun of people with third world breifcases because their poor and were rich but, have no sole for we sold them to satan

third world breifcase by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Briefcased 

In British slang it refers to being hungover from partying/drinking all night. It takes after the concept of the durability of a locked briefcase, being able to drink all night and keep going.

D: "My God, that club last night was the dogs bollocks."
E: "I know. It was wicked. Today I am completely briefcased."

Briefcased by Rockafrosh November 8, 2011

briefcase mong wipe 

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

briefcase mong wipe by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018

briefcase blonde 

Briefcase Blonde:
A term usually used by Black men to describe a professional blonde that is now his submissive or slave, and is devoted to him.

"I've got me my Briefcase Blonde, and for her, there is no goin' back now that she's had Black."

briefcase blonde by Regulas Prime October 4, 2020