chernobyl breasts 

The kind of breasts that leak radiation, as if from Chernobyl.

They say Nancy was living in Chernobyl when it happened. That's why she became an x-ray tech. She doesn't need the machine because her breasts shoot their own x-rays. You know, chernobyl breasts?

chernobyl breasts by gregjockca December 3, 2010

boner breasts 

A woman's erect nipples seen through a shirt or otherwise.

Check out her boner breasts!!!

boner breasts by jultsygirl February 5, 2010

bare breasts

when a girl is completely topless

Alex showed me her bare breasts last night

bare breasts by look at dis D December 22, 2016

seasoned breasts 

origin: Jamaica, means female places her fingers in her vagina and then wipes it's juices on her breast so it can be licked off by partner.

Raul was sucking Jackie's seasoned breasts.

seasoned breasts by islandman9 July 20, 2008

Proto-Breasts 

Noun; What some people think men, especially white men will develop by the year 2040. They are similar to female breasts, but apparently not as developed. This thought comes from the conspiracy that masculinity in white males are in the decline, though this theory is nothing but pseudoscience.

Bob:Did you know that white men will develop Proto-Breasts by 2040?
Alice:If you believe shit like that, chances are you already developed them.

Proto-Breasts by Kugeln June 29, 2019

dense breasts 

hard boobies that don't sag when you remove the "over the shoulder boulder holder."

Dense breasts:

Damn she got those dense breastesses upon her chestesses

dense breasts by natdiggitydog September 30, 2016

augmented breasts 

The greatest thing since penis enlargement pills, kinda like the lady with the third breast in total recall.

Joe: Did you see Jane's new augmented breasts?
Jimmy: Oh hells to the yes
Jane: Did i hear you talking about these bad boys?

augmented breasts by KingSinOfSloth January 26, 2017