poo poo boring 

when someone or something is so uninteresting that even poo is more interesting.

person 1: i hate maths
person 2: i know right! it’s so poo poo boring

poo poo boring by kiddyfiddler;)) September 17, 2023

mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear

Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"

mexican barking spider by LongDukDong January 23, 2009

barking up the wrong tree 

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

barking up the wrong tree by Libertine October 10, 2005

Barking Abbey School Girl

A girl that a sket that dealt too many boys and has fat back. She gives head to people in exchange for money.

Barking Abbey School Girl Carolina gave head to lots of boy for lots of money

Barking Abbey School Girl by Yannis barking abbey May 23, 2019

double-booking 

A social faux-pas wherein a person, usually male, will schedule two separate romantic encounters for the same day. Will eventually be discovered, generally when one date forces a delay of the next.

Jackie was pissed to discover that Andrew had been double-booking she and Elyse, and broke up with him right there.

double-booking by Eleglac August 18, 2011

african barking spider 

a fart

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"

african barking spider by mat81 February 25, 2009

dragon borning 

When you shout FUS ROH DAH as you cum on a girls face

I was banging Mellisa last night and when the time came I ended up Dragon Borning all over her face, the explosion knocked her unconscious.

dragon borning by P Easy November 9, 2013