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Alfredo balloon

I put all my alfredo balloons under my mattress
Alfredo balloon by Bankydud September 29, 2020

Alfredo Ricky 

Every man wants to be him and all the women want him. He is hilarious, good looking and a good friend. He’ll go to hell and back just to make sure your good. The epitome of perfect speaks… Alfredo Ricky
Guy: hey bro, that’s my girl your talking to!

AR: chill my guy, I’m Alfredo Ricky…
guy: my bad man! Just don’t have her out to late! Thank bruh
Alfredo Ricky by Ddoschaos November 23, 2021

alfredo de bospedo 

A popular pedofile in the world who likes to abduct people in his icecreamvan. Alfredo de bospedos are mostly found in dark forests
The Alfredo de bospedo raped the welp.

Alfredo'ed 

Been ransacked by Alfredo
Mario was Alfredo'ed, and is now missing all his metal ingots.
Alfredo'ed by tlongbottom February 9, 2024

Alfredo Saucing 

Shooting a load on someone (the alfredo is the cum)
Alfredo Saucing by KhaloDaddy March 19, 2024

Alfredo Martins Castillo

He has autumn colored eyes, hair as dark as chocolate, and skin color as beautiful as a sunset.
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach, he's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He is much more than a boy, even though he is only 17 years old.

He is divine, beautiful and precious like an orange tulip in winter.
He doesn't show his feelings, when he's sad or upset he pretends as if he isn't, but I know him well.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's a very intelligent and rational person.
He has been with me for 11 months, 11 months of love and learning.
He's the best boyfriend I could ever have.