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Dorothy Zbornak Stare (DZS)

The look of utter annoyance given to someone who says/does something completely stupid or idiotic. Named after Dorothy Zbornak of "The Golden Girls" sitcom.
"What time is Midnight Mass?", the blonde asked.

I couldn't respond, so I just gave her my best Dorothy Zbornak Stare (DZS).

Baseball Stars

The coolest fucking NES baseball game of all time and the second best NES sports game of all time, behind Tecmo Super Bowl.
Dude, those Lovely Ladies on Baseball Stars are hot. I'd love to see them and the Ghastly Monsters go at it.
Baseball Stars by kingdick April 6, 2005

Thousand Mile Stare

To stare blankly while deeply in thought as if you were looking a thousand miles away.
Usually brought on by a stressful event or situation, causing one to block out their surroundings and stare off into nothing.

To Space out or Daydream

Also called the 1000 Yard Stare
"Look at Billy and that Thousand Mile Stare he's locked in - It's a shame he lost his friend in battle."

Untied States of America 

What happens when you depend solely on Microsoft Word's spelling and grammar check to fix your hastily written essay, but Word won't highlight Untied States of America, so your professor fails you instantly.
Why did you drop Dr. Sweet's class?" "Because he failed me." "Why did he fail you?!" "Because he brought me to the front of class, pointed to 'Untied States of America' in my paper, and asked me to point on a map where this country was." "Wow you're an idiot for not proofreading!

Carebear stare 

A term describing ones tendency to puff out their chest. This tactic is mainly known as an attempt to impress or intimidate someone else.
Wow! Did you see O'doyle? He was doing the carebear stare so hard I thought he was going to fly away! LOL! Then his ass got knocked the fu©k out! Instant karma for a bull
Carebear stare by LauraKroft January 2, 2020

Stars Of Death 

An extremely potent edible that was created by Anarchy edibles. The Stars were made famous by comedians Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt. They hosted a podcast that often included both of them eating multiple Stars while interviewing guests. However, some guests tried a star and would leave them stoned beyond all recognition. Because of this, multiple guests have passed out or walked out during the show because they went too deep into murky waters. Unfortunately, they've since stopped making the Stars. Probably because too many people landed in the ER from eating them!
Joey: These are the Stars of Death. They'll take you deep into murky waters mofo! Here Lee, have another star to balance out your PH.

Lee: I'm already 5 Stars deep, man!?
Stars Of Death by NopeNotMeSir December 19, 2020