Wizz Jockey

An insult to use on someone who is being pissy or for someone who is obsessed with piss or has a piss kink because that is something people deserve to get bullied for. It can also be used as a general insult.

Friend 1: Ughh I want her to pee in my mouth, is that weird?
Friend 2: Yeah you fucking wizz jockey

Wizz Jockey by 🅱 🅾️ 🅾️🅱ℹ️ November 5, 2020

Leather jockey 

you a whole ass bitch nah you aint even a whole ass bitch you a half ass bitch pathetic retard “leather jockey”

Ay mark yo aunt died get the 🅿️retzels leather jockey

Leather jockey by Goatman69bro January 15, 2022

Lint licking cock jockey 

The equivalent to a person (preferably a female) that bounces from guy to guy only for self accomplishment or maybe a dating competition.

Omgwowlolstaahp, she is such a lint licking cock jockey, someone needs to get her under control!

Lint licking cock jockey by Whytfwouldudothatplsstaahp January 26, 2015

joacked 

can replace any verb. used like smurf or marklar.
Usually used when something bad happens.

I joacked my cock in that tight par three's ass.
The other day i joacked my hammy falling down the stairs.
I got joacked when i fell into a tub of sweet brown cash.
This whore is joacking my back pussy.
If you don't shut your piehole I'm going to joack your face!

joacked by sweet edwin December 25, 2007

jackernaut

Most commonly used in the "Call of Duty" game series. Certain perks allow individuals to have an increased amount of health, which in turn makes them harder to kill. Stopping Power, FMJ (Full Metal Jacket), Deep Impact, Grenades and other explosive devices have no affect on these jackernauts!

see also: cocksucker, noob

Player 1: "I can"t seem to kill these cocksuckers!"
Player 2: " That"s because they're all running around with
fucking jackernaut on"

jackernaut by Supreme Bish August 31, 2010

Jacked like Doritos 

So intensely ripped that it jacked amount is comparable to the jacked intensity of Jacked Doritos, particularly of the Ranch Dipped Hot Wings flavor.

Ron is getting Jacked like Doritos from his new work-out routine.

Jacked like Doritos by BatguyKittyButt November 8, 2014

jackess 

Female entrepreneur that randomly succeeds.
A female that will attempt heavy duty manual labor and sometimes doesn't fuck it up.

A female that will attempt to out-do men on a dumb dare.

A female that is insanely sarcastic- almost to the point of non- tolerance. aka, bitch, but sassier.

"Kris Jenner" is such a jackess."
"Holy shit! That jackess actually fixed the toilet!"
"OMG- that jackess tried to light her fart and burned her asshole in front of the whole party!"
"Judge Judy is totally a jackess."

jackess by PirateP June 15, 2017