textbook basic 

noun: one whose lifestyle, personality, behaviors, or situation are so simple that they are described completely and frequently in various foundational, introductory, or base-level textbooks; often but not necessarily one who finds great difficulty in circumstances with which a reasonable person would not struggle

David is such a textbook basic that my Psych 101 book had covered all of his problems by the third page.

textbook basic by chronofiler October 22, 2014

Seattle Basic Bitch 

A Seattle basic bitch is not to different than a regular basic bitch. This basic bitch originated from Seattle or surrounding areas. As a basic bitch is generally a female, there are some males who have caught the basic bitch syndrome. She/He takes pictures of everything and posts them on a variety of social media sites; Facebook, Instagram, snapchat. They often take adventures to magical places like a Seahawks game, Starbucks, chipotle or some other type of 'basic hippie' location. She/he documents the outing with a selfie to make sure the world knows. Selfies include; pictures in their Seahawks swag, pictures with their Starbucks drink, pictures at a festival or rave, or a combination of the sort of 'basic' activities one might do in Seattle.

Did you see Sara's Instagram? She posted another selfie in her Seahawks gear with another white chocolate mocha from Starbucks with the hashtag #fuckthe49ers. What a Seattle basic bitch.

Seattle Basic Bitch by Seattlelover January 7, 2015

Seattle Basic Bitch 

Is the typical angry female seen staring at her phone or just plain looking angry.If you make eye contact with this beast she will start pointing at you and screaming misagynist, oppressor,or any other litany of feminist anti-male buzzwards.

Man did you hear that Seattle Basic Bitch going off on that guy for asking her if she wanted a drink at the bar last night.

Seattle Basic Bitch by SingleSeattle November 2, 2015

Visual Basic 

Inserting a pair of low power reading glasses up someone's ass before performing anal sex.

After a long night of visual basic, Bill left in the morning. George then happily read Cannery Row after finding a pair of reading glasses under the sheets.

Visual Basic by dingus_brody August 15, 2011

Hetero-basic 

Usually a sexist LGBTQphobic straight man who says basic things and shades every male who's not "manly enough". This type of man only thinks with his dick.

Hetero-basic man: Why is he wearing makeup!? Guess I'm the only man in here...

Hetero-basic by AngryBisexual February 21, 2020

local basic bitch

A basic bitch in the area you live in

I am your local basic bitch

local basic bitch by Trippyjeszzz September 6, 2017

maximum basic

Someone who is basic to the extreme

Maximum basic

maximum basic by MIA78 January 13, 2018