rocker jockey

Old person that sits in a rocking chair all day.

Mama, you better get out and get some exercise or people will be calling you a Rocker Jockey

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muff jockey

Another name for a lesbian - someone who loves and rides the muff.

Person 1 - Wow...check that girl out, she is so fucking fit!...
Person 2 - OMG you're such a muff jockey!

muff jockey by Haxz May 1, 2019

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A so-called straight man that will fuck gay men from behind just to get their end away and relief themselves

Every Thursday night I meet Sarah’s husband in secret. Their sex life has dried up so i relief his blue blues. In and out like a plunge jockey.

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An ugly girl, who has to ride flacid dicks.

I couldn't get it up, but she tried anyway. What a flop jockey.

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A slang term for a dead body, first coined by Plankton from the cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode Pest of the West

It's hard working in a morgue, amongst a bunch of coffin jockeys, but at least the pay is good

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Is a wetback that sneaks in to the US, gets drunk in some dive, gets busted during a raid, returned to Mexishithole and sneaks back in again

That Rosario is a real fucking border jockey.

border jockey by R Vasq December 15, 2008

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messing with me or copying me in an attempt to be cool like me

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