Career Politician 

a person who has no real chance of life outside of politics and is stuck with the beast called Government. Has a limited chance at making a difference.

Guy: Yo man did you hear the Bernie became a Career Politician?

Girl: Really? I liked him so much, guess he's a goner now..

Career Politician by RedAviator August 20, 2011

carebear 

1.)One who does not like to participate in PvP (Player vs. Player) combat, afraid they will lose exp or delvl. Most commonly a noob who has tried to PvP before and has miserably failed.
2.)One who does nothing besides farm materials/adena/money/recipes/items despite the server rates or continuosly rerolls characters.

1)You're wearing A grade armor and I'm only B grade, yet you still won't flag you stupid carebear.
2)You need to stop being a carebear farmer and start learning how to PvP.

carebear by RichZ December 28, 2005

Care Fairy 

Non-existant fictional character invoked to punctuate a person's lack of sympathy for their current situation.

Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.

Man: You didn't clean the living room!
Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!

Care Fairy by MissHunty December 24, 2008

care loads 

Similar to care, care cup, care face and care box.
Used in informal conversation.
Say it in a sarcastic tone when you really don't care about something.

person1: "It's my birthday next week"
person2: "I care loads"

care loads by Heather (: January 9, 2009

Care-switch 

Care-switch, n. - a switch in the male brain that, in a majority of men, malfunctions frequently. It controls the male's ability to give a fuck about people they love, predominantly females. In most cases, the male's switch will randomly flip to reverse, causing the male to become a distant asshat that can no longer shows signs of love, kindness, or caring towards special people in their lives. This unfortunate component of a male's brain causes distress to those the male used to care about. The only way to avoid care-switch related drama is to disassociate oneself from any kind of male contact, regardless of one's gender.

Girl: He broke my heart for no reason! He said he loved me thousands of times, but in just a few days he stopped caring about me completely! What's wrong with him?!

Girl 2: His care-switch just got flipped. Happens all the fuckin' time.

Care-switch by I'll Watch You Burn March 5, 2012

Oboma care 

Biggest load of bullshit you will ever hear about in your entire life .

I can't believe you fild for {Oboma care} not how are you going to pay off your medical bills .

Oboma care by Td August 1, 2016

take care of business

A man’s way of saying to his girlfriend or someone else that he wants or is going to masturbate.

Hey babe, wanna help me take care of business tonight?

take care of business by mr. daddy smack August 9, 2019