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cheesy cooter 

After a long work out, the fungus that builds up in your taint that lookes like that of cheeze whiz. Can also build up when one refuses to shower. Can be best used when one chooses to zoit another.

Kodi did not shower for a week and then ran his fingers through his cheesy cooter and zoited Bill, then Myles threw up.
cheesy cooter by T Gunz Holla April 24, 2006

Poopie Cooter 

Is when a woman is having a bad day, acts irrationally and takes everything out on men. Or, when you go down on a women and her vagina smells like shit.
Whats wrong with Janet?" - "She's pissed off and has a Poopie Cooter. or "Whats that smell?" - Oh, she got it in the butt and then the vag last night, now she has some Poopie Cooter going on.
Poopie Cooter by Chiguy_75 March 7, 2011

The Tits and The Cooter 

ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.
Person: That Party was the tits and the cooter
The Tits and The Cooter by RDSII October 5, 2011

Louisiana pooter cooter 

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!

boney cooter 

a girl with a boney cooter.
DUH!!So boney that it's basically just bone.
Crystal's ex-boyfriend ate her boney cooter.
boney cooter by Jessica Southers February 25, 2004

juicey cooter 

when u drink orange juice and causes ur cooter to swell up.
When Haleigh was 6 she had a juicey cooter
juicey cooter by Michael Mead December 3, 2007