foolball 

A sport where you throw weird shaped balls, make stupid plays, and score lame touchdowns.

That fat man was watching the foolball game last sunday.

foolball by Mick January 5, 2005

foolscreen 

A nickname for movies that were shot in widescreen, but were reformatted for 4x3 TVs, while losing up to half of the movie in doing so. It's called this because people knowingly or unknowingly prefer this to the widescreen version.

Joe likes foolscreen over the widescreen version and refuses to change.

foolscreen by Steve February 22, 2005

fooliest 

Someone who is an utmost fool.

Ex.1:
miranda: u r a fool
brittany: u r a more of a fool
conor: miranda, u b the fooliest

Ex. 2:
Hey bob!
im not talking to u fred, u r a fool
FINE bob, but chu will always b the fooliest!!
haga dis!

fooliest by conor [likes sepia pics] March 11, 2007

Blastin' on fools 

Shooting people. Firing guns at people, possibly in a drive-by shooting, or on foot.

Homie #1: I was blastin' on fools today! They came into the hood disrespecting, but they didnt know I was strapped!

Homie #2: If they were fools, then why you bother blastin' on 'em? Doesnt that make you a fool too?

Blastin' on fools by Carl Johnson August 30, 2005

No April Fools

What you say to someone when you tell them something on April Fools Day that is true but they don't believe you.

No April Fools yo, I saw your girl at the club wit another dude.

No April Fools by Gnezz10 April 1, 2010

April Fools 

Its what today is

Friend-"Your mom is hot"

Person2-"what the fuck"

Person"April Fools!"

April Fools by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 1, 2022

no foolies 

Said after something meaning it's the 100% truth. This cannot be used sarcastically, or any other -ly, except truthfully. You don't fuck with this shit.

It's origins come from South Park season 4 episode 16 'The Wacky Molestation Adventure.'

Person A: Holy shit, I just won $1,000,000 on this scratch ticket.
Person B: Bullshit.
Person A: No foolies.
Person B: Holy shit, buy me a car.
Person A: No.

no foolies by MikeTheMikeMike October 5, 2009