Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

Johans Andra Lag by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag 

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

Back shot lag

When the back shot air smells so bad you gotta stop for a minute and catch your breathe

Bro julie’s cooch smelled so bad I kept getting back shot lag

Back shot lag by Tender titties January 18, 2026

the power of LAG

a rare phenomena when a person manages to control their lag. flying, being immortal etc.
and even rarer, one can even master the power of lag.

the power of LAG

the power of LAG by Lightoflegacy February 22, 2026

that's how the jets lag 

A modern interpretation of c'est la vie and shit happens.

My DB train just got cancelled.

That's how the jets lag

that's how the jets lag by poka_face July 13, 2025

guns don’t kill people, lag does 

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.

Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.

guns don’t kill people, lag does by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

lagcats

lagcats is an infamous/professional gamer from sweden

lagcats the infamous

lagcats by LeagueOfLegendaries August 17, 2016