Shawberto Carlos 

Luke Shaw, but referencing to his amazing gameplay and skills in EURO 2020 comparing him with the Fenerbahçe legend, Roberto Carlos.

-Have you seen the goal Luke Shaw scored last game?
-Yeah, man. I'm telling you, he is Shawberto Carlos!

Shawberto Carlos by ozgunxd January 9, 2022

Kevin N Carlos

Two bad bitches .

KevinNCarlos Kevin N Carlos are good looking !

Kevin N Carlos by MiVidaLoca.559 December 6, 2015

Jesse and Carlos 

two dumbasses with big hearts and no brains despite the fact that some of us rather enjoy the company of these athletic men with abs carved of gold and shoulder blades made of marble. they are pure gods whom you would be blessed with being in the presence of. imagine the sexual encounters you could enjoy with the two of men. the raw tension. imagine being in a secluded cabin with us for a month. no wifi, no tv. just us steaming in the hot sexual atmosphere. amazing.

"hey are those Jesse and Carlos?"
"no, they're just dumbasses"
"what's the difference?"

Jesse and Carlos by p0lar March 24, 2019

dirty carlos 

much like the hot carl, but much more mexican and involving hot sauce on the shit

i dropped a dirty carlos on a hooker in tijuana

dirty carlos by jordandropsdirtycarlos's February 24, 2007

jean carlos 

master of ass kicking , also master of bacon and puppies

aw man, that guy is a jean carlos at eating bacon

jean carlos by bacon bomber March 14, 2016

Chatty Carlos 

a talkative man. Derived from a phrase in a sating-advice site

"I have so much to say. Oh, I am just such a chatty carlos tonight

Chatty Carlos by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

Caliente Carlos

When you make the unfortunate mistake of consuming a gas station burrito only to vomit a full load of refried bean warmness on your partner's torso during a coitus activity.

I'm not sure Jeanine enjoyed the Caliente Carlos I gave her for Christmas.

Caliente Carlos by Neener4kids December 29, 2011