Eli Assist 

An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.

Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.

Eli Assist by Razosaku May 20, 2022

Eli Assist 

When someone is credited an assist even though it has been a significant amount of time has passed when they were last a part of the play.

“Dude, it was 10 seconds since you last touched the ball. How’d you get an assist still?”

“I think that’s one of those ‘Eli assists.’”

Eli Assist by Razosaku May 20, 2022

Eli the shithead 

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.

ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!

Eli the shithead by doodlevr June 6, 2022

eli brown

Another word for Eggar

Hey eggar (Eli brown) what’s up!

eli brown by Layyyyllllaaaa June 15, 2022

Eli moment 

Eli moments are a subset of memes that are horribly unfunny, mostly consisting of stuff from dedicated "dank meme" Instragram accounts and subreddits such as r/dankmemes, r/funny, and r/holup.

The reason they are called Eli moments is because when Unfunny is encoded to base64, the letter E is found. When Stupid is encoded to base64, you fine L, and when Nobody Cares is encoded to bas64, you find I.

That meme about bugs bunny was such an Eli moment.

Bro the top post for the day on r/dankmemes is such an Eli moment

Eli moment by texxte June 16, 2022

eli and marshy and mike 

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!

there a eli and marshy and mike

eli and marshy and mike by lolitslux July 5, 2022

Eli’s Epic Life

The greatest YouTube channel to ever exist in the history of the world (much better than peanut guy yt)

“Hey man did you see Eli’s Epic Life roast peanut guy yt on that YouTube video?”

Eli’s Epic Life by Jabjfreak July 27, 2022