Twitter Tooter

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.

Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".

Twitter Tooter by Susabar July 23, 2009

two in the cooter one in the tooter 

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

two in the cooter one in the tooter by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

tuba tooter 

The act of the offspring of a Vietnamese and an Arabic couple shitting in a tuba before a parade or sporting event.

We can't leave the game yet. We just gave the band a tuba tooter for the half time show.

tuba tooter by Giant $weaty $hlong September 19, 2010

Cum Tooter 

An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.

Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".

Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!

Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!

Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!

Cum Tooter by MattBomb October 11, 2009

horn tooter

Someone who toot's their own horn. Usually at work, these people have nothing good to say about their co-workers but praise their own glory. They are sneaky and often are very sweet. They move forward within companies unless the employer is a good judge of character. These people always think they're better than everyone and often have their superiors snowed. Not nice people at all, very similar to a back-stabber.

Tom did an awful job on the payables this month, he doesn't know a debit from a credit!

I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"

horn tooter by CiaCiaC June 30, 2007

scooter tooter 

The act of pushing a chair out while farting to try and silence the sound of your fart

I had to perform a scooter tooter so my girlfriends parents wouldn't hear the fart.

scooter tooter by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

Cooter Tooter 

When a girl farts and it doesn’t come out the ass and travels out the vagina

My fart couldn’t escape my ass so I had a cooter tooter

Cooter Tooter by Bigsweet April 22, 2020