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no shit sherlock 

duh.

what you say when someone says something very obvious.
Dude: tomorow is monday. we have school on mondays.
Dude 2: no shit sherlock!

Sherlockian 

Someone who is in the fandom for the BBC show Sherlock. Often wild and nearly always brewing theories as to what will happen in season 3 and beyond, they love everything that has to do with Sherlock, The Swishy Coat, and The Purple Shirt of Sex. The favorite ship in the fandom is Johnlock (John Watson and Sherlock Holmes). After only 6 episodes of the show, they have made fan fictions and such to fulfill their needs for Sherlock Holmes.
Person: Hey, I've just heard of this British show called Sherlock. Know anything about it?

Sherlockian: KNOW ANYTHING?!?! I know EVERYTHING. Sherlock and John is just, yes. I can't wait for season 3! Want to read my new fanfic?

Sterling Archer 

182 lb, 6'2", 36 years old, and is considered the world's most dangerous secret agent. Though he shows proficiency in stereotypical spy skills—weapons, driving, martial arts—his only real interest in the job is the opportunity to enjoy a jet-setting lifestyle full of sex, alcohol, fast cars and spy toys. A recurring joke of the show is Archer forgetting his pre-planned, witty one-liners, swearing "I had something for this" before saying something different. He also refuses to wear anything other than "tactical" turtlenecks during operations (he will take the time to change into one rather than immediately disarming a bomb), and claims he was the first to recognize the garment's tactical potential. Archer also has an intense fascination with the actor Burt Reynolds, often quoting famous lines and re-enacting scenes from Reynolds' many movies and asking Lana Kaneconstantly if he looks like Reynolds. Even though he's not the brightest person, rival agents admit that no one is better in the field than Archer. Because of this, Archer is equally likely to kill a room full of enemy agents as he is to accidentally cause an international disaster. He seems to have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of things which are completely irrelevant allowing him to make very witty references on a moment's notice (e.g. "Lana, you better call Kenny Loggins 'cause you're in the uh, Danger Zone!"). He was largely raised by his valet Woodhouse, whom he constantly belittles.
Sterling Archer by RGINLA November 22, 2011

sterling hall 

One who is a hermaphrodite, sometimes fat, specifically named a sterling hall for having a fake air of superiority while writing poetry in a coffee shop or other public venue.
-Applicable wherever the meaning of both words (sterling (character)- conforming to the highest standards, hall- a room where other people are present) can be sarcastically combined.
See that sterling hall character? It seems that he's writing his- or it's- masterpeice in front of everyone while wearing black spandex. Let me take a picture.
sterling hall by mdbynd January 29, 2009

scarlet starlet 

A stunningly beautiful and promiscuous woman.
"I'm your little scarlet, starlet singing in the garden / Kiss me on my open mouth / Ready for you" --Lana Del Rey
"Scarlet Starlet and she's in my bed" -Red Hot Chili Peppers
scarlet starlet by LRivs October 15, 2013

No shit, Sherlock 

Asshole version of 'indeed'.
Sherlock: It appears as though my obsession with Moriarty has finally gotten the better of me.

Watson: No shit, Sherlock.

*Sherlock proceeds to kick the shit out of Watson.*
No shit, Sherlock by vermillion22 November 18, 2013