Rusty Spotted Cat 

A goon who spends all day shut in his mom's basement looking at cat pictures and videos on the internet.

I was going to ask Aaron if we wanted to come to the racetrack with us, but he's being a total Rusty Spotted Cat.

Rusty Spotted Cat by Tactical Panniculus August 28, 2018

Phantom white spotted jackal

An illusive creature of the night whom is prone to suddenly disappearing (aka smoke bombing), releasing very limited and conflicting information about important events, and leading multiple parallel lives.

He went jackalling like the phantom white spotted jackal, or: the phantom white jackal has smoke bombed again.

Phantom white spotted jackal by Fassbender December 21, 2013

sorted 

To be have enough chemicals to stay awake longer then you should over the weekend. Now so overused outside the original context this phrase is nausiating to the ear.

I was sorted for e's and whizz and ad a bang up time round the M25 in 1989.

OR

Did you get me some chips? Soooorted.

sorted by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

spotted dick 

1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization

Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!

spotted dick by Crazy68 August 28, 2009

Spotted Cod 

Referring to someone with many freckles, hence having the same appearance as the fish Spotted Cod.

Check out that ginger over there it looks like a Spotted Cod

Spotted Cod by CoopersPale March 26, 2008

Spotted Cows 

a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.

GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....

Spotted Cows by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 27, 2009

Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

Spotted Smurf by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011