spaniel boyfriend

A spaniel boyfriend is a type of person/significant other characterized by the energy/vibes of a spaniel. Spaniels are not quite the same as golden-retriever boyfriend, but similar loyal, happy vibes.

Like gun-dog breeds, this person might require more active, outdoorsy kinds of adventure. Deeply intelligent but also endearingly slow at times. These people are slower to trust and can be independent (though ironically, when they do get close to you are even more eager to be around you than anything). They take longer to mature and are truly kids at heart, but are emotionally advanced when they need to be.

They are compatible with: orange cat, calico cat, golden retriever energy

I've been with so many golden retrievers, please give me a spaniel boyfriend for once!

spaniel boyfriend by phykardian January 16, 2026

Purple cocker spaniel

When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.

So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.

Purple cocker spaniel by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021

shaniel 

The name of Shaniel creates a quick, versatile, analytical, and clever mind. You are humanitarian, inclined to champion the underdog or to defend a cause where you feel there is an injustice.You are spiritually intense and can sting or charm. Your name brings love and new starts into life and attracts money. Funniest most crazy child you will ever meet she is disrespectful

Shaniel is very spoiled.
Shaniel has a loving and caring heart.

shaniel by Jordan Rose May 7, 2019

Corollary to the Saniel Theorem 

See The Saniel Theorem

Under the Saniel Theorem, there is a 60 percent chance that Saniel will fuck up the shot, or his presence will throw the match, but there is also a 40 Percent chance of huge success.

The Corollary to the Saniel Theorem means that the shot might actually backfire on us.

Corollary to the Saniel Theorem by ToshBoss January 22, 2020

mind spaniels 

This can be used when your mind has a sudden glitch, and you cannot think straight (like spaniels whizzing around your head). It can also be used to discribe someone crazy or just someone retarded.

'so i was just about to... wait where was i? bloody mind spaniels!'

or..

'i belive that man is carrying a touch of mind spaniels'

mind spaniels by Dyfrig May 10, 2010

Tits like a Spaniels Ears 

Large breasts that swing low when released

The other night i released BOBs bra, her gargantuam mounds fell groundwards, my god she had tits like a Spaniels Ears

Tits like a Spaniels Ears by The Spunk Pistol April 22, 2010

spangel 

The names of two male vampires; Spike and Angel in the Buffyverse (created by Joss Whedon)combined together, that describes anything involving these two characters and their relationship.

She loves Spangel fanfiction

spangel by Vaeltaa September 27, 2006