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sexcalate 

When sexual play escalates to mutually satisfying climaxes.
Jenna and Bob let their play sexcalate until there was no turning back, fortunately Bob always carries protection.
sexcalate by ElderStatesman September 28, 2015
Secelia is an outgoing person who is funny at times and is very intelligent. Secelia is known for her talents and is known to strive for all her goals and succeed. Secelia also loves making new friends every day and treating them with the upmost respect, but watch out because if you disrespect her she will be quick to cut you off. But don’t think that you won’t be on her mind for a minute because Secelia’s tend to get very emotional when it comes to losing someone close to her.
Girl1: Oh my god Secelia is my best friend in the entire world!
Girl2: I thought I was your best friend!?
Girl1:Oh...yeah, about that...
secelia by Sarcastic soap June 1, 2019

Sexcalibur 

God bro I can't find any underwear that can fit my sexcalibur I'm so done
Sexcalibur by Friend_Froge June 4, 2021

sexclusion principle 

When determining where to place electrons in atoms, three rules are generally used: the Pauli exclusion principle, the Aufbau principle, and Hund's rule. The Pauli exclusion principle, from which the pun is derived, states that no two electrons (or indeed any fermion) can occupy the same atomic state. Therefore, any electron orbital is limited to two electrons: one with a spin, and the other with a − spin. The Aufbau principle states that lower energy orbitals are occupied previous to high energy orbitals. Hund's rule states that electrons will try to fill orbitals individually, and only pair up when every orbital has a lone electron in it.

In the comic, electrons are being equated to people, and rooms (or couches) are equated to orbitals. The reverse of Hund's rule is then followed: people will try to pair up in a room first, and only when all the couples have done so will rooms be allocated to single people. The Pauli exclusion principle here means that only two people can occupy a room at a time (should those people be romantically involved). The Aufbau principle therefore means that more restful rooms are filled previous to less restful rooms.

The title text jokes about drunken party-goers, who ignore the Pauli principle perhaps out of inebriation. They then end up partying and sleeping together with many people in the living room, leaving the roommate stuck in the third desirable location, the hall lounge.
See xkcd.com/658/ for visual diagram of Pauli's Sexclusion Principle
sexclusion principle by Bad C dev September 20, 2021
The resultant effect of dried semen on skin, resembling the common skin disease.
"I told you to hand me a tissue two minutes ago, now I'm covered in Sexcema"
Sexcema by matt&wench January 24, 2009

Sexclamation point !!! 

A gender-revealing punctuation mark! Used frequently, often in multiples and almost exclusively by females!!! (Men, in contrast, end a sentence with a single piece of punctuation, usually a period or question mark.)

The female attraction to this piece of punctuation is probably entirely unconscious. The mark - ! - is a clear pictogram of a woman's 'private parts', a vertical orifice above a circular one.

Using it to end almost any string of words is a statement of the sender's sexuality, conveying a subliminal ; "Look what I possess!!!"!!!!!
The detective suspected that the note - "Back soon! I'm shopping for fancy soap and scented candles!" - with its mystifying sexclamation point !!!, could possibly have been written by a woman.