Roosevelt

A completely legal three way which consists of a male, his female first cousin (or vice versa), and an animal.

Inspired by partially by Franklin and Elanor Roosevelt's marriage, but mostly by the outrageous facts that it is still legal to have sex with an animal in 16 states and Washington D.C. and you can marry a first cousin in 18 states with no limitations, but a gay couple cannot get married in the majority of America.

Yo man, I was with my cousin Maeby last night and some crazy shit happened. She was going down on me and telling me how amazing my cock is and then she starts telling me all about her fantasies. Long story short, we did one of them last night, the Roosevelt. Shit was crazy man!

Did you know that the two most common animals in a Roosevelt are a horse and a daschund?

How much do you want to bet that that couple over there had a Roosevelt last night with their cat?

Roosevelt by George-Michael Bluth March 16, 2012

Eleanor Roosevelting 

The practice of seeking out extremely unattractive women with extremely attractive bodies. This is often done under the impression that said women have lower self esteem and/or are more attainable.

Man, Jeff has been totally Eleanor Roosevelting at the bars lately.

Eleanor Roosevelting by Fruity McGoo March 15, 2011

Roosevelt

A slang phrase for an African American.

Tim: "Hey, do you think Barak Obama will get the black vote?"

John: "Yeah sure, because he's a roosevelt."

Roosevelt by C-Dub 305 December 14, 2008

Teddy Roosevelt 

A sex move that is preformed by the male partner (in a heterosexual encounter). To perform the Teddy Roosevelt, you must simply engage in intercourse as you normally would. After you finish, you get up without speaking to or making eye contact with your partner, wipe your dick on the curtains, and leave without ever returning. Obviously this move cannot be performed in your own home, since it requires you to never return to where it was performed.

Guy 1: Did you ever hear from that girl at the party again?
Guy 2: Nope, I totally pulled a Teddy Roosevelt on her.

Teddy Roosevelt by MCRFB October 10, 2013

roosevelt intermediate 

Roosevelt Intermediate school is quite literally intermediate. It's not incredibly small (as most of the Westfield elementary schools), nor large and obnoxious(Westfield High School). There's a large social gap between the wealthy and priveledged and middle class. Each of the wealthy children sport disigner brands for the sake of it. The eighth graders(the oldest children at the school) eminate entitlement, and many are quite disrespectful. Overall, not entirely notable, but the teachers are quite nice, and effective.

Westfield High School Student: Who's that kid wearing gucci?!

Other Westfield High School student: Oh, they're a Roosevelt Intermediate kid

roosevelt intermediate by Maya.papaya March 20, 2017

roosevelt that hoe

(verb) to put one's finger under a hoe's nose like a moustache my homie Theodore Roosevelt would have had.

Man, I heard he was gonna roosevelt that hoe...

roosevelt that hoe by Randy King December 19, 2007

fdr roosevelt 

F.D. Roosevelt HS is frequently referred to as FDR and is in Historic Hyde Park, NY, home of President, F.D. Roosevelt, the FDR Presidential Library & Eleanor Roosevelt National Site. The FDR HS grad. rate is well above the NY average. The HPCSD community has supported renovations to FDR’s auditorium, & athletic facilities with a track, turf field, seating, & press box. FDR offers engineering & computer based Project Lead the Way, AVID, 19 AP Courses, dual enrollment courses in Dutchess Community, & Marist Colleges, SUNY Albany & Career & Tech. Recent grads have been admitted to the US Naval Academy, Ivy & other Colleges and Universities, institutes & the Armed Forces.

FDR students receive recognition as National Merit Scholars & National Hispanic Merit Scholars, distinction in rich programs in Arts & Music, received All State, & All Area recognition, & in athletics with State Champs in Gymnastics & Skiing & MHAL & Section Champs.

Notable grads of FDR return to give back to FDR including Bill Duke, noted producer, writer, & actor, Olympic Silver Medalist & prominent business man Pat Manning, & Twitter CFO & West Point Graduate Anthony Noto.

FDR has chapters of the National Honor Society, International Thespians Society, National Art Honor Society, Tri-M Music Honor Society, Rotary Interact Club & Varsity Club & are involved in Community Service hosting the Relay for Life, Blood Drives, annual musical performances for senior citizens & active in support of Claudio Cares.

FDR Roosevelt HighSchool, Be Great!
FDR Roosevelt HighSchool, President Pride!

fdr roosevelt by FDR1 July 26, 2016