jolly rancher 

a gay cowboy

brokeback mountain was the worst. it was full of nothing but jolly ranchers.

jolly rancher by IMF April 9, 2006

unicorn rancher

Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.

A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.

I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.

unicorn rancher by Cazar2 October 21, 2018

Butt Rancher 

The act of Dustin Petrovits settling in a large, rough peice of man ass.

Dustin Petrovits is a scrotum breathed, sausage smoking, butt ranching, homo-erotic cock jocky. Fuck You spick monkey!

Butt Rancher by Jesus August 1, 2004

Jolly Rancher 

Another word for 'Eye Candy' for an average Joe type of guy

Did you see Jolly Rancher walk by the other day? He's looked so hot in those jeans!

Jolly Rancher by cinna8unn February 25, 2010

Ass Rancher 

1. Another word for pimp or one who uses human collateral either for sex or non-sexual favors in return for money.

2. Any one (possibly 2) individuals in a group of same or opposite sex 'friends' (EG: Girl in a mantourage) that seem to be the center of the groups' affections.

3. Any same sex partner who is participating in multiple, intimate relationships.

1. "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas - now tell me where I can find the local Ass Rancher!"

2. "Look at all of those guys fawning all over her - she's quite the Ass Rancher!"

3. "I dumped him after I found out he was such an Ass Rancher!"

Ass Rancher by Paradox Smith February 18, 2007

Cherry Jolly Rancher 

legitimate god but not really fucking watermelon is best

cherry jolly rancher s are not as good as watermelon jolly ranchers but who can stop the watermelon

Cherry Jolly Rancher by HeccYou November 29, 2018

nympho rancher 

one who goes out and looks for people on the street who will have an oragy with him/her usually conststing of 5 or more peoples. Also may involve animals.

"Dude, that nympho rancher just tried to get me to join his slut gang."

nympho rancher by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 10, 2003