Joe The Plumber

A JACK-LEG, "under the table" plumber who should have stayed out of the national spotlight because he has no plumbing license and owes back taxes. Neither presidential candidate owes him anything.

Dear IRS,

I am sending you this formal letter requesting a 90 day extension on paying my taxes. My intentions are not to pull a "Joe The Plumber" and go to prison. In the mean time, I promise not to go out of my way to meet a presidential candidate and make demands on him, while I am engaging in illegal activities.

Sincerely,

C-DOGG

Joe The Plumber by CMath February 23, 2009

Plumber 

The man who shows up at the door in pornos. This situation is generally the pretense for some real xxx.

"Plumber? I didn't call for a Plumber!"

Plumber by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Joe the Plumber

Disgusting political shitmonger who is obviously a plant.

Yo that Joe the Plumber wasn't a plumber, independent voter or making anywhere near 250,000$ a year like he said he was.

That Joe the Plumber should go kill himself.

Joe the Plumber by malaknethed April 4, 2009

Joe the Plumber

When a man "laying the pipe from behind" in the bathroom. the man intentionally thrusts into the girl extra hard causing her to hit her head on the sink.

Grant was hooking up with Shanda, when he got too rough and gave her a "Joe the Plumber", now her ears wont stop ringing.

Joe the Plumber by Heatha C. November 30, 2009

plumped

Fucked by a fat chick; frumped by a fatty or plumper. Being made into a plumper pumper against one's better judgment or even involuntarily. Getting fat bitched.

It was hog night and we went to each find a big fat fatty. We all said "hog hard or hog home" and told each other "happy hogging". John had second thoughts, but got drunk and ended up with a buffet slayer. He claimed that he had been fat bitched only because he got so drunk but we knew that he had not been plumped involuntarily. We knew that he enjoyed it and we told him that he was a hogger and a hippo farmer and a chunk fucker who enjoyed his tubby little war pig.

plumped by PMax October 8, 2008

iceland plumber 

a form of either self or group pleasure; it is performed when one applies a liberal dosing of toothpaste to the extremities of the lower intestine (see anus). its origins can be traced to the ancient greeks. not to be confused for the Finnish Card-swipe.

ashley was a tad horny. Without her toys, she found herself a tube of toothpaste and proclaimed, "Tonight, I will perform the iceland plumber!"

iceland plumber by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

plumber's smile 

a view of the top of the buttocks and gluteal cleft while a man's pants descend due to bending over(because it frequently happens to overweight plumbers, carpenters, etc.)

The plumber's smile that the road worker over there has is appalling.

plumber's smile by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2008