Oblivibitch
Can you believe that oblivibitch just stood there while her child just spilled a container of bubbles down my child's back?
Oblivibitch by HBIC412 July 27, 2015
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[Oblivite]
When you invite someone to an event, because you know they will find out that you went with a lot of mutual friends.
Oblivite: Inviting someone to an event that you really don't want to come along, because you know they will find out everyone went.
"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "
"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "
[Oblivite] by Dr. Brizzy December 11, 2016
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oblivion • oblivious • Obliviot • Obliviate • obliviated • Oblivity • oblivia • Oblivian • obliviant • Obliviation
Olivia loves Darcy more
It’s as simple as it seems, Olivia loves Darcy more. In every way shape or form, Olivia can’t stop herself from loving Darcy. It’s scientifically proven that her love is greater and there’s no doubt about that.
Olivia: I love you.
Darcy: I love you more.
Olivia: Well no, it’s actually proven that I love you more.
Darcy: How?
Olivia: See, it’s says here that Olivia loves Darcy more.
Darcy: Damn.
Darcy: I love you more.
Olivia: Well no, it’s actually proven that I love you more.
Darcy: How?
Olivia: See, it’s says here that Olivia loves Darcy more.
Darcy: Damn.
Olivia loves Darcy more by SomeRandomAnonWithNoLife December 6, 2019
Olivia
Awesome girl... Loves to make people laugh. Witty, loving and kind even thought she is not always a happy girl most of the time. Likes to hang out in little groups but mostly with a best friend only.. Staying up late watching movies and talking. Gets hurt easily when her friends leave her out. Awesome girl... Loves to make people laugh. Witty and kind even thought she is not always a happy girl most of the time. Likes to hang out in little groups but mostly with a best friend only. Gets hurt easily when her friends leave her out. Beautiful, loving and easy to get along with.Beautiful, loving and easy to get along with. Loves drawing and animals.
Olivia is awesome
Olivia by hunnybunnycakes March 30, 2015
Olivia
She is a great person to talk to and she can be a wonderful Internet friend. She is a kind and beautiful girl ♥ She is so funny and loves pizza! Olivias are mostly brunette. She is such a sweetie pie and keep her forever as a friend cause she can change your life...
O - liv - ia , it kind of sounds like I - love - her.
She is such an Olivia!
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She is such an Olivia!
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Olivia by SprinkleShade December 26, 2016
Oblivion
Something inevitable. We will all die one day and there will be no one to remember us. In a book, a man was afraid of oblivion, that no one would remember him when he dies. It is the state of being forgotten.
Augustus Waters is afraid of oblivion.
Oblivion by Tfios fanatic June 15, 2014
Captain Oblivious
A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
Captain Oblivious by bliumchik June 3, 2009