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Musking It

A badly though out, overly complicated solution to a problem where a simple solution already exist and the new complicated solution doesn't work very well and you would been better off sticking with the existing simple solution.
Elon Musk sure is Musking it with Twitter Verification system.
Elon Musk sure is Musking it with that tunnel with a bunch of Tesla in Las Vegas
Musking It by KnightMareInc November 10, 2022
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Alaskan Musket Loader 

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
“Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”

Minnesota musket 

Not to be confused with the Tennessee musket or Alaskan Musket Loader but similar to nature.

During the act of a twosome, and both are wearing condoms, the male will stuff gunpowder into the vagina with his musket, then proceed to stuff a marble into her vagina, light the condom, stuff the condom into the vagina, then proceed to let both let out their love juice at the same time.
"I got a 3 degree burn in my Va-jay-jay after my husband gave me a Minnesota musket!"

got musked 

to be scammed by a green energy grifter
Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.
got musked by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021

Musketeered

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances
"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"

-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"
Musketeered by Dylan989 December 23, 2009

muskiepalooza 

When everybody gets shit faced at Muskingum College. Everyone is happy and hiiiigh and nice to all other humans on the campus.
And also drunk. Everyone that exists on campus is involved in illegal activity.
And I mean everyyyone.

Actually, I am currently at Muskiepalooza and gotta go smoke this blunt, G. Peace fuckers.
muskiepalooza by tpainplus3 April 19, 2009

Golden Musket 

When you wake up with a piss hard on & you insert your cock into a females ass & then piss into it. When finished she turns around & blasts the piss out of her ass & into your face.
He loaded er'up & she blasted him with a golden musket!
Golden Musket by JLomenz January 17, 2011