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Malt Ball Malding 

Malt Ball Malding refers to black bald people who mald (mald meaning angry and bald)
*bald black man getting angry*
Me: calm down, stop Malt Ball Malding
Malt Ball Malding by boomergee. June 10, 2023

Malingering 

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?
Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.
Malingering by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009

Mandingo Jaw Breaker 

Massive cigar. Usually bigger than a massive BBC (Big Black Cock). The term originated in a Youtube video I just watched about rolling cigars, where the man calls big cigars "Mandingo Jaw Breakers".
"We dont want to be rolling a Mandingo Jaw Breaker."
An individual that is an epitome of malding; an individual that malds to the point of extreme hair loss. Known as a side effect of small brain syndrome (SBS). Has the ability to use their head as a powerful weapon known as Flashbang, temporarily blinding nearby enemies.
Person 1: "Why is that bald man always angry?"
Person 2: "That's Maldini, also known as Vinny Pistone, he was exposed of being a fake Italian eating at Olive Garden."
Maldini by Saitacha January 11, 2020

Malingestment 

-A play on words referring to the word 'malinvestment'. Whereas instead of a an unsuccessful financial investment, the person has paid for and consumed wrong things (food/objects) which has either resulted in sickness, vomiting, health issues or any other negative consequences.
Those vodka shots were a malingestment. Vomits*.
Malingestment by YourGmaster June 13, 2012

mandingo-phobia 

Fear of Big Black Penis or African Penis
Sarah had an undiagnosed fear of black penis. Mandingo-Phobia that left her Frozen and unable to Speak.
mandingo-phobia by VanKirkSter January 28, 2017