Intense Fuckery 

1 : When the act of love is so very intense, that it causes your mind to almost explode.Some popular synonyms are : vigorous fornication, acute sex, extreme coitus, severe copulation, harsh plowing and, last, but not least, fierce lovemaking.

2 : A description of dim wittidness, general stupidity

1 : " So, how'd that date with Jane go?"
"We smoked some Jane and talked aplenty - and then we engaged in Intense Fuckery, vigorous fornication, if you will"
"Dude, wish I had your luck"
2 : "Doctor, what do the results say?"
"Sorry Ma'am, your son suffers from Intense Fuckery."

Intense Fuckery by Εl Greco August 29, 2016

Cocksuckin' intense 

When something so awesomely intense it needs to be emphasized and associated with the gloriousness of fellatio.

dude he hunts gators? that's cocksuckin' intense!

Cocksuckin' intense by Coggie Da Bastid September 24, 2009

Intense fuckery 

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.

My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off

Intense fuckery by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016

Intense like that 

Intense like that; meaning just being so powerful, extreme and extraordinary that it excuses all actions

“omg he just drank an entire vodka bottle” “ikr, he is just intense like that!!”

Intense like that by thatcupcakeuser March 27, 2019

intensity 

1. The power or magnitude of light, heat, or whatever else you might analyze in physics class. Intensity is inversely proportional to the square of distance from the source.
2 (a) Excessive and mindless enthusiasm for an activity which is often trivial or pointless. This concept was coined by a group of students from
radnor high school when they were bored during gym class. When you’re playing soccer, Intensity is the voice in your head that tells you to tackle the goalie. Intensity is the Mortal Kombat theme song playing on the nearest boom box when everyone in your gym class has a hockey stick. At the same time, Intensity is getting pumped over something irrelevant. You would be a normal fan if you got insanely pumped for a footbal game, but you would be Intense if you got insanely pumped for a football game between a mediocre team and a really shitty team (see Lower Merion High School and radnor). Other legit examples are shouting "defense" as other physics olympics teams try to get their rubber-band powered airplanes off the ground, getting in a fight with another school's mascot, and spirited douche-baggery.
Intensity is generally accepted to be equal to perspiration multiplied by duration. With this meaning, NEVER use the original pronunciation. A good bet is In-tense-it-eye.
2 (b) Getting rowdy

1. If I differentiate the double integral of the function of intensity... I'll get the first integral... Screw this physics homework, I'm going to go whack off.
2. We totally need to bring the Intensity to the next game. You know, so we'll be Intense.

intensity by D.J. 'Burth December 10, 2008

Intense 

You know it's intense when you start sweating like crazy.

<GB> So I entered a empty air-conditioned room, sat down on a chair by myself and after 5 mins of doing some intense gr. 11 math I was sweating all over the place

<Ped> LoLz!!!!!!111oneoeneon

Intense by Kosty August 7, 2006

intense 

1.Used to emphasize a moment which one deems very "intense" or severe in some way, be it awesome good or bad.

2.Used to describe a very non-severe moment sarcastically.

1. YO! That Roller coaster was SO INTENSE.
YO! That history exam was fucking INTENSE.

2.YO! Blues Clues is SO INTENSE.

intense by Sanitized November 15, 2007