hooping 

It happens when an inmate smuggles something from the outside world up his ass into the prison.

Divo got caught hooping a DVD player from his cousin Etoile Jackson.

hooping by Ashley January 22, 2004

hooking up Texas style

To fuck, the most legit of all hook ups.

Jenny: They hooked up.
Amanda: But that can mean anything from making out to fellatio.
Jenny: No no. They were hooking up Texas style.

hooking up Texas style by Carla omg December 7, 2005

hooking for pole 

When a woman goes out and gets men to buy her food and drinks before deciding which one is best suited for her one-night stand.

Sally's got 5 drinks from 3 guys in the past hour. She's really hooking for pole tonight

hooking for pole by Kouklavis December 28, 2010

Captain Hooking 

Another word for a " fannyhanger " , or a guy who constantly hangs around with girls all the time or ditches guys for girls .

Guy 1 :" Pauls been captain hooking a bit more than usual today !"
Guy 2 :" I know he might aswell get a sex change and start watching Desperate Houswives !"
Guy 1 :" Haha (nervous laughter), yeah who watches Desperate Housewives ?! I certainly dont ..... "
Guy 2 :" Yeah same ....."

Captain Hooking by Ross44 August 17, 2010

Hula Hooping 

A man puts on three strap-ons; one on each side and one on the back. He then stands in the center of four bent-over women and has sex with them all at the same time by moving his hips in a circular motion; as if he was hula hooping.

Optional: Can be done to the tune of "Jump On It" by Sir Mix-A-Lot

Dude, I got with four chicks last night and we were totally hula hooping!

Hula Hooping by TVK777 March 27, 2015

Hooking up 

Depends where you are from, its different for different states, even different cities. In Vermont it means having sex, in Mass. it means anything but sex and in Maine it either means hanging out or a one night stand deal depending on what area your from.

are you guys hooking up tonight?

Hooking up by ellenaf April 11, 2007

Hooping puff

Getting high by inhaling fumes emitted by boiling feces.

Me: "Did you see those kids hooping puff?"
You: "Yeah, let's hoop some puff with them!"

Hooping puff by null society July 20, 2012