hammers 

1. A word used when someone is either totally ripping it, or totally sucking that day at skateboarding.
2. Landing A bad ass or really hard trick.

1. Billy- So how'd skatin the white ledges go last night? Job- hammers man... hammers...
2. Ya dude, that switch front blunt you did was major hammers.

hammers by job - its me baggins!!! May 18, 2003

hammerfucking 

When someone on a crotch rocket rolls off the throttle, clutches in, shifts then dumps the clutch and rolls onto the throttle hard. All within a 1 second timeframe.

"See that guy switching gears? he's really hammerfucking it"

motorcycle crotch rocket shifting hammerfucking

hammerfucking by xECGx April 24, 2014

Hammerfucked

To have an intense hangover from partying too hard the night before.

Guy 1: Duuuude you look hammerfucked! What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I drank a bottle of tequila last night.. FUCK my head hurts like a bitch.

Hammerfucked by OnTheDanceFloor May 31, 2010

hammerhuddles 

1. (noun) an extremely crazy blonde teenage girl who loves teenage mutant ninja turtles

2. (noun) a rather unsmart catfish from the lake

ahhhh hammerhuddles is coming!!! ahhh! run away! first she'll fight us with her mutant turtle powers!!! then she will kill us with her catfish mindcontrollness!!!! AHH

hammerhuddles by personofasfa May 12, 2006

A bag of hammers 

Used in reference of some one or some thing that is being or is stupid.

This is not to be confused for "As dumb as a box of rocks." or "soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit."

Man your as smart as a bag of hammers.

Thats as dumb as a bag of hammers.

The cheerleader is as soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit.

A bag of hammers by ShuaM75 October 30, 2007

hammerfist 

to plunge a fist repeatedly into a man's or woman's butt or vagina for maaaximum pleasure.

jon is going to hammerfist julie.

jon was excited because he hammerfisted julie last night.

hammerfist by messseduppp March 7, 2009

hateroused

Getting turned on by someone or something more because they annoy you.

Danielx is such an irritating writer but I can't help getting hateroused by her work.

hateroused by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017